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GRAVEYARD PARTY PACK

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Behold, a coffin's worth of electrical excellence - eight perfectly calibrated cans of beautiful madness, ready to transform any gathering into a proper laboratory experiment. Whether you choose Franken Flavor Original, Franken Zero Sugar, or a delightfully split personality of both, each Graveyard Party Pack comes equipped with enough voltage to raise the dead and corrupt the minds of the living... willingly, of course."
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8 cans of tomb-raising trouble!
Choose your descent into group hysteria: Franken Flavor for pure electrical excellence, Franken Zero for sinister sugar-free salvation, or embrace true chaos with our split personality pack of both. Available in Original (8 green cans of chaos), Zero Sugar (8 purple cans of sugarless specimens), or Mixed (4 originals, 4 zero) for those who crave variety in their voltage. Best served at temperatures that would freeze a ghost - our deranged researchers insist it heightens the classified flavor profile and ensures optimal group reanimation.

Ingredients

Franken Flavor (Green Cans) Carbonated water, Cane Sugar, Citric Acid, Taurine, Natural Flavor, Sodium Citrate, Caffeine From Green Coffee Beans, B-Vitamin Complex (B3,B5,B6,B8,B12), Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate.

Franken Zero (Purple Cans) Carbonated water, Citric acid, Taurine, Natural Flavor, Sodium Citrate, Caffeine From Green Coffee Beans, B-Vitamin Complex (B3,B5,B6,B8,B12), Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Acesulfame, Potassium, Sucralose
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  • The Sweet Science of Mass Possession

  • Pure Power, No Penance

  • Cane Sugar Cult Classic

  • Sugarless Séance Approved

  • Voltage That Violates Physics

  • Diabolic Without The Demons

Misery Needs More Guests

Eight cans of properly ZAPPED voltage stand ready to transform your mundane mixer into a monument of beautiful madness. Perfect for midnight masquerades, laboratory lock-ins, or turning your office party into an asylum social hour. Some bring chips and dip - you bring the finger-twitching frequency.

The Only Possession You'll Ever Need

Eight cans of calculated chaos await their chance to infiltrate your bloodstream. While the mortals market their 'peace and tranquility,' we're distilling delicious doses of doom in every can. When reality becomes too real, when sanity seems too sane, crack open a portal to sweet psychosis. Don't worry about the whispers in your head - they're just your new friends getting comfortable. After all, the best parties always end in group therapy.

✓ Recommended by 4 out of 5 asylum escapees who refused to take their medicine

✓ Each sip synchronized to the exact frequency of your inner demons

✓ Our patented NeuroPanic™ formula makes your anxiety feel like a party guest

✓ Guaranteed to turn your office meeting into a séance within 30 minutes

✓ The only energy drink that counts as both a beverage and an exorcism

screams of approval

  • ★★★★★
    When I go to the gym I always need a pick me up. I work the graveyard shift and always dragging after my shift. Zero Sugar has been my jam and lights me up and gives me a clean burst. Game changer.
    Kayla
  • ★★★★★
    The Franken Flavor has become a new obsession. I know I should watch my sugar intake, but the cane sugar addition is just so good. The artwork makes me so stoked on life. Thanks for making the best energy drink I've ever had.
    zack
  • ★★★★★
    I've been a diehard Monster fan for like 10 years. Got the zero sugar party pack to try with my boyfriend and just blew my damn mind. The taste is so addictive. Thanks for converting me.
    Jennifer
  • ★★★★★
    You guys rule! These drink are the absolute shit
    max

CHRONICLES OF THE CONVERTED

The sun sets on another doomed social gathering. Your guests arrive like characters from a tragic novel, each carrying their own boring beverages - the same tired potions that have haunted convenience store coolers since the dawn of mediocrity. In your refrigerated chamber awaits eight vessels of voltage, a coffin's worth of chaos ready to transform this mundane manuscript into a masterpiece of the macabre. As each can opens with an unholy hiss, you watch their metamorphosis begin. Eyes spark with electrical enlightenment, conversation crackles with newfound voltage, and reality itself seems to bend at its edges. Your formerly lifeless living room now pulses with beautiful insanity, each guest a character in your unfolding horror story. Some say you can still hear the laughter echoing through the neighborhood, an anthem of elegant insanity. After all, every good story needs its willing victims.

✓ Host Your Own Horror Story

✓ From Tea Time To Tomb Time

✓ Pandemonium Made Perfect

✓ Ressurect The Whole Room

✓ Cryptkeeper Confirmed

WHY RAISE SPIRITS WHEN YOU CAN RAISE HELL?

Each precisely calibrated can in your Graveyard Party Pack has been engineered with 110mg of laboratory-grade voltage, perfected through forbidden science and validated by our most deranged researchers. Like a pendulum swinging between reality and rapture, each sip draws your gathering deeper into the depths of delicious delirium. The proof lies in the growing collection of voluntary victims who've tasted enlightenment and eagerly signed away their sanity. After all, misery loves company, but madness prefers a crowd.

  • sanity stops here

    Other drinks merely exist - Frankenfuel lives deliciously in your darkest desires. Why settle for a mundane mortality? Our laboratory-fresh formula was crafted for those who crave something more sinister than standard stimulation.

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  • double the devastation

    Want to unleash true chaos? Pair our Zero Sugar creation with its equally wicked green can sibling, Original Franken Flavor. Our mad scientist Frankie highly recommends this double dose of destruction.

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  • SUMMON YOUR SUPPLY

    Why rise from the grave to restock? Schedule your resurrection ritual and our phantom fleet will deliver fresh voltage to your doorstep every 2-8 weeks. No tombstone trips are required.

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Lost your mind? we're here to help!

We love connecting with our caffeine-crazed crypt keepers, but get seriously spooked if you don't have a devilishly delightful experience. Things happen sometimes; we're human(ish) after all. Reach out to us by ghost phone or hex-mail with any screams, groans, or bone-chilling puns you may have.

Summon Us

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  • TM
    Tristan M.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 week ago
    Very good

    Very good

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  • JO
    Jason O.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 weeks ago
    5 out of 5 SCREAMS!!!

    In the dark, caffeine-drenched laboratories of the energy drink world, something unnatural has been born. Frankenfuel is not just an energy drink—it’s a stitched-together abomination of flavor, power, and chaos. Imagine Dr. Frankenstein crackling with maniacal laughter as bolts of lightning course through his monstrous creation… yeah, that's your first sip.

    From the moment you crack open the can, you're hit with an unnatural hiss—like a creature awakening from a cryogenic sleep. The scent is synthetic, citrusy-sweet, with an undertone of something off, like lab-grade bubblegum. It’s the kind of smell that warns you: You shouldn’t be drinking this... but you will anyway.

    Taste: Think neon lightning in a bottle. It's like candy corn was resurrected, doused in battery acid, and thrown into a nuclear reactor. The flavor is aggressively alive—zipping and zapping across your tongue like a slasher villain on speed. It doesn’t ask for permission. It grabs you by the soul and shakes.

    Effects: Within minutes, you’ll feel the transformation begin. Pupils dilate. Heart races. Thoughts scatter like a final girl sprinting through the woods. Is it adrenaline? Is it madness? Who’s to say? Frankenfuel doesn’t care. It’s already inside you now.

    Side Effects: Sleep is not an option. You’ll be wired for hours, jittering like a found footage protagonist waiting for the next jump scare. Don’t take it on an empty stomach unless you’re cool with summoning the caffeine poltergeist.

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    orlando p.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 weeks ago
    Graveyard Party Pack Energy Drink

    Love this drink. Will be ordering more. Just what i need to get the blood flowing again.

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  • CC
    Chris C.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    4 months ago
    It's Alive!

    This stuff is great. The pack I got this time was all sugar free. I've tried both regular and sugar free and both are slick.

    As an already repeat buyer, I'll be ordering this again.

    Do yourself a favor and go Frank yourself.

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    NIGHTMARECRIPT
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 months ago
    This Energy Drink Is To DIE FOR!

    This energy drink is incredible! Super delicious, energizing, and all around an enjoyable beverage! I highly recommend this drink to all Horror Fans, Metal Heads, and overall fans of energy drinks!

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graveyard party pack FAQ

Frequently Asked Quandaries

  • Eight perfectly calibrated vessels of voltage, available in three varieties of beautiful madness: all Original formula (green chaos), all Zero Sugar (purple pandemonium), or our Split Personality Pack (4 of each for those who crave variety in their voltage).

  • For optimal group reanimation, serve at temperatures that would freeze a ghost. Our mad scientists insist proper chilling heightens the classified flavor profiles and ensures maximum voltage transmission.

  • Absolutely! Our Split Personality Pack exists for those brave souls who dare to dabble in double the devastation. Some say it's like conducting two experiments at once - we say it's just good mad science.

  • While results may vary by test subject, one pack typically provides enough voltage for 4-8 willing victims. Some particularly enthusiastic subjects may require additional doses for full transformation.

  • Each can contains 110mg of pure electrical excellence, meaning your Graveyard Party Pack holds enough voltage to power a small laboratory... or one particularly energetic midnight masquerade.

  • Any gathering requiring mass enlightenment! Office parties, midnight masquerades, laboratory lock-ins, family reunions (results may vary), or simply when ordinary reality becomes too mundane to bear.

  • Indeed! Our phantom fleet stands ready to deliver multiple coffins of chaos directly to your door. Perfect for converting entire offices or hosting grand-scale experiments in social electricity.

  • Ah, corporate conversion! Our Split Personality Pack has shown remarkable success rates in office environments. The variety keeps your colleagues guessing while you slowly transform your break room into a branch of the asylum. Remember: casual Friday becomes significantly more interesting when everyone's properly ZAPPED.

  • Our laboratory logs document the following group phenomena: synchronized cackling, collective consciousness elevation, and spontaneous asylum formation. Test subjects report mass enlightenment, coordinated chaos, and an infectious urge to convert others. Additional effects include sudden appreciation for Gothic architecture, group Tesla coil acquisition, and the ability to recognize fellow enlightened beings by their electric aura. The management accepts no responsibility for any workplace transformations that may occur.

  • Our laboratory logs document mass enlightenment, synchronized cackling, and an infectious urge to convert others. Don't worry about the sudden appreciation for Tesla coils or the ability to spot fellow converts by their electric aura - that's just the voltage working its group magic.
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